About who Dorian should be with next (x)
modern les miserables au where ‘drink with me’ becomes ‘shots shots shots’
was that a fucking pun
One year later I’m eating my words
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
this looks like a trailer for a romantic comedy where gandalf is the beautiful protagonist who must choose which attractive leading man he wants to end up with
Gryffindor: I’m going to face this
Slytherin: I will use everything to feel better
Ravenclaw: I know what is happening
Hufflepuff: I need a hug
*Hufflepuff: I can’t be sick, I have other shit I have to do!
Slytherin/Gryffindor: I will face this WITH DRUGS!
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
merlin - text post
spookymormonheckdream asked: marius/cosette or enjolras&grantaire?