• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it


*whispers* Let me bring you some Master and Commander porn!




set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

That Johnny Bravo could fist me and I wouldn’t care.

"Falling is just like flying, it’s just that there’s a more permanent destination" - Moriarty







okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty


oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker


Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

of course you have to make him super hot.

like, wtf.

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I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

"Shh I’m gonna try and get that for you"is the single best description for my relationship with my OC ever

Sailor Moon Crystal - Sailor Moon/Mercury Transformations.


my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

i gave in and made an anime tumblr

posted 1 week ago


Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.

The past: a new and uncertain world. A world of endless possibilities and infinite outcomes. Countless choices define our fate: each choice, each moment - a moment in the ripple of time. Enough ripple, and you change the tide… for the future is never truly set.


I get really put off when people draw Kirk as this bodybuilding hunk and Spock as this wispyass beanpole

like McCoy is CLEARLY the wispyass beanpole in the golden trio and Kirk was literally born a blob of pudge that he’s never ever going to get rid of and Spock is the true barrel-chested heavyweight here

Spock could pick up Kirk and then throw McCoy over his shoulder like a fashionable stole like who are we fuckin kidding